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"Then someone had the bright idea of comparing Gonzales' first appearance in the records with someone who disappeared about the same time.

After many false leads we hit on the Ganesvoort person and everything fell into place.

Even the fingerprints match.""We are at a loss as to why Mr.

Ganesvoort did this." said the expert.

"But, we will get to the bottom of this before it is over.

Right now, we believe he was buried as a 'worm' or 'mole' by a foreign government to infiltrate our government through Texas.

We suspect that somehow the Israeli security services may be involved since they have the history of this kind of thing.

In any event, Mr.

Ganesvoort has been taken into custody and shipped to Guantanamo prison.

He will be held there incommunicado indefinitely as an Unlawful Enemy Combatant until we get to the bottom of this.""I don't think our Mr.

'Gonzales' should ever count on seeing the light of day again." The story above is a satire or parody.

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